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Monday, August 07, 2006 |
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CLEANING
It is one of my most tangibly predictable signs of frustration (seeing that no emotional barometer can ever plot the trend of my mental shiftings) I'm not sick, just umm complicated *smirk*. It's a vivid warning sign to steer clear before being plowed ala Phoenix. I can feel the spiny tips on my predatorial dorsal and pectoral fins emit toxins potent enough to render anyone unconscious within a five mile radius. (Yes I'm an alien bitch, deport me.)
King, my loftmate, is in a state of perpetual anxiety. He has read the signs. Now that we have gone SCIFI, indulge in this High School Science Flashback (minus the vision of a log-legged, prom-shoe-wearing, slave-driving, lab-escapee science professor) : The first Law of thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed. It only takes another form.
So that day I decided to use my emotional timebomb to fuel my scheduled BATHROOM DEFRAGMENTATION-slash-CATHARSIS. And it must have been a whole lot of pent up emotions because I have waged a bacterial war to the microscopic level. There is so much great joy in disinfecting things (or people, in general), the same emotion you get after watching someone sip cola from a bottle with a big fat fly in it, or complimenting someone of a very hideous outfit that is simply to die WITH. I can almost hear them wail in anguish amidst the wisp of muriatic hissss.
AhhhHH, VICTORY IZZZ MINE!!! *triumphant evil laugh stiffled by pink hanky mask*
After everything has been restored to its mint condition, it was time for a long Melon Bubble Bath. Accessories ++ Putomayo Series on IPOD, an inflatable pillow, an E-Book and a bottle of apple juice.
On a totally offset note. SEX IS POWER. MONEY IS POWER. So getting money for sex is just an exchange of POWER. Does the Law of Thermodynamics apply? Just a thought. hehehehe. |
posted by LetsGetSoakingWet @ 9:17 PM  |
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Name: LetsGetSoakingWet
