 And yes, I add another year on top of more than two decades of deconstructing the face-lifted social cheekbones of life. And though I still have not been bestowed the gift of immortality, I find the gratification of being remembered render the same effect. Booyah!
 I guess the relatively high air pressure in Tagaytay prompted my Pleuropotential hemapoietic stem cells to create more blood cells, thus giving the needed nerve to take up the stage and caterwaul like a donkey giving multiple births.
Imagine years of honing the malevolent power to dominate come crashing down as I attempted to vocally orchestrate my chords into a socially-acceptable rendition of SEPTEMBER.
 I once had this secret celestial bargaining pitch that whatever subhuman IQ level points left in my puny brain be converted to levels of octave that my voice can reach. I mean, at least I don't need to solve the equation for cold fusion or to find the derivation of co-tangent teta to prove my worth. That takes frigging time.
I can simply sing my ass off in the MRT, or join any demoralizing star quest or just walk in a karaoke joint and mike-whore the entire selection. And that just takes, like what, two minutes. Heheheh. It does not matter if I flunk an eye exam because I can not read, heck I’m a Supahstah. Nyahahaha. Stupid dum dums are so in these days.
 Meet BONER.
My evil sidekick. Cold. Assuming. A calculating canine. Smart, of course and plugs to IAGO (my ipod) and doubles as a portable mini speaker. Nyahaha. Thanks Coi. Evil Villain would like to thank King, my roomie for the super stunning leather belt from Sisley
* * * More pics at this gallery: www.fotki.com/darzturns24 and some late uploading from previous events: www.fotki.com/darzgontheroad ENJOY. * * * Remember, Remember the 14th of September
(calls.text messages.friendster testi.greetings.hugs from the past future and present)
Tita Lulu, Lester, Brian, Ma&Pa (who called at 3am), Mykl (who tried calling at Midnight, Kaye, Mitch, Stevert, Karlo Adrian, Belle, Maan, Ron, King, Wendell, Leslie, Di, Cathe, Jing, Bobot, Tracy, Fibi, Heidee, Lhaze, Gerick&Shiela (thanks for the Pasta), Rey-An, Jilia, Tita Melissa, Aj, Nikki, Tata, Tin-Tin, JM, Jason, Jenilee, Joanna, Kuya Mark, Pom-Pom, Chabbi, Austine, Ja, Xsy, Mai, Ti-ne, Xang, Duie, Achi Trisha, Hegem, Ira, Jotie, Pei, VJ, Timi, Vinnie, Bersan, Popoy, Ocheng (Startwin), Gudo, Dee, Nikkiche. Kiko, Rein, Giselle, Friends across Asia: SG J (clap your hands), Padayon Fam. And the rest of the fire-breathing world who remembered the day the world spawned the coming of a new era. From the tarpits of my evil dark non-existent heart, Thank you my minions.
Sick.Sadistic.Shallow. Deconstructing the World before bedtime. |
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